Just how long does it take for a beard to grow back?

I'd like my chin back please

I got a hair cut...

..Ok, I got all of them cut. I was working from home on Friday and got a wild hair (a few actually) and said to myself; "Self, You haven't seen your face in about 10 years. Let's shave it all off and see what it looks like"

Well, now that I've seen it, I'm going to put it back where I found it. The wife is none to impressed either.

So, here's what I look like when I'm 16 instead of 30.